Ladies and gentlemen my latest masterpiece
So, today we were cleaning out this old closet thing that leads down to our basement
we still had this old fridge there that still had a bunch of food in it
we had that fridge until 2003 …
We don’t wan’t to open that fridge
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
so calm as they get doused
omfg
im cryinhg oh my ogd
I didn’t even bat an eye as a child, but now that I think about it, jfc.
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me.
While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink.
He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive.
I accepted the drink and began talking to him.
No big deal.
As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar.
As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase.
Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink.
Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’
While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink.
He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive.
I accepted the drink and began talking to him.
No big deal.
As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar.
As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase.
Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink.
Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’
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I picked up BlazBlue, and I bet you just can’t GUESS who my favorite character is.
“I smell food~! Nya!”
Incase anyones wondering heres the source of the picture (Link)
Again correct me if im wrong






